Like most maladjusted young males, Grip and Cram Johnson’s knowledge of lesbian lifestyle was formulated early by watching their daddy’s secret stash of girl/girl porn. For years, they believed lesbian sex was all about soft lighting, waterfalls, and sensitive pussy eating. Fortunately, the Johnsons soon learned those old flicks were a lie. Women hate women as much as men do. Prepare to witness the newly smeared face of lesbian cinema.