-- The greatest lies of all time: -I love you. -This won't hurt a bit. -The cheque's in the mail. -I was just going to call you. -I swear I won't come in your mouth. -Of course I'll respect you in the morning. -We have a really challenging assignment for you. -I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
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