Brewwwww's stuff for tuesday, may 06, 2008 | Date: 06 May 2008, 15:19 | And now..........DEEP From Within brewwwww's Video Vaults........
(thanks to all contributors.......)Best Pictures.........PPS......Rated G
Olympics Are Getting Close....Rated G???
I Love Your Tits....Nudity............Rated R
Boxing With Testicles..........Rated XXXXXXXAmazing Holes....NOOO, Not Those Kinds!!!Rated G
Last Train To Eternity........Rated XXXXXXXXXX
Men's Underwear Commercial......Oldie.......Rated G
Changing Standards Of Beauty..........Rated G
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127th day of 2008 - 239 remaining Tuesday, May 6, 2008 VALENTINO DAY Rodolpho Alfonso Rafaello Pietro Filiberto Guglielmi Di Valentina D'Antonguolla was born this day in 1895. How he got past the name selection process is anyone's guess!Rudolph Valentino became a national phenomenon and a star of unprecedented sensual attraction to women, starring in these memorable movies: The Big Little Person (1918), The Delicious Little Devil (1919) for which he earned $100 per week, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (1921), Blood and Sand (1922), and his most famous, Sheik (1921), which he said he hated. He also disliked Paramount Studios, saying he was dissatisfied with the photography, management and direction; that they did not live up to his artistic ambitions. However, by 1924, Valentino was in the top ten of box office stars. Monsieur Beaucaire, starring Valentino, was released that same year. A year later he was at the very top of the box office star list. The leading man was just 31 years old when a perforated ulcer took his life. Tens of thousands came to view their screen idol and movie studios closed during the funeral. On the anniversary of his death, the 'Lady in Black' made her first of many annual appearances at his burial site. The mystery lady was never identified. Even in death, Rudolph Valentino was a superstar.Events May 6 1835 - James Gordon Bennett published the New York Herald for the first time.1851 - Dr. John Gorrie of Apalachicola FL, patented the mechanical refrigerator. 1851 - Linus Yale of Newport, NY became well known for his patent of the clock-type lock. If the name Yale sounds familiar, it should. Yale locks are among the top brands of security devices sold today. 1889 - The Universal Exposition opened in Paris, France, marking the dedication of the recently constructed Eiffel Tower. The exposition also was known for the display of the first automobile in Paris. No, it wasn't a French auto. It was a German Mercedes-Benz, one of the world's most luxurious automobiles. 1915 - Babe Ruth hit his first major-league home run. He was playing for the Boston Red Sox at the time. 'The Sultan of Swat' went on to smash 714 round-trippers before he retired, as a New York Yankee, in 1935. 1937 - A student of history, a broadcaster or anyone interested in news coverage, will remember this day and the words of NBC radio's Herbert Morrison. "Oh, the humanity!" Morrison's emotion-filled historic broadcast of the explosion of the dirigible, Hindenburg at Lakehurst, NJ, became the first recorded coast-to-coast broadcast as it was carried on both the NBC Red and NBC Blue networks from New York City. 1941 - Joseph Stalin became the premier of Russia. 1946 - The New York Yankees announced that they were to be the first major-league baseball team to travel by airplane during the entire 1946 season. 1954 - Roger Bannister broke the four-minute mile in Oxford, England. He was timed at 3:59.4 seconds. Bannister told reporters that a mile run of 3:30 would be run before 1999. His prediction did not come true although runners are definitely getting closer. The record time of 3:43.13 by Hicham El Guerrouj of Morocco stands as the world men's outdoor mile record since July 7, 1999. Any challengers? 1957 - Senator John Fitzgerald Kennedy of Massachusetts was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his book Profiles in Courage. 1959 - The Pablo Picasso painting of a Dutch girl was sold for $154,000 in London. It was the highest price paid to that time for a painting by a living artist. 1980 - NBC came to terms with its superstar, Johnny Carson, on this day. Johnny signed a new three-year contract for approximately $5-million a year. Carson also reduced his Tonight Show to one hour from ninety minutes and cut his work week to four nights. Plus, he got billing in the show's title, as it became The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. 1982 - Gaylord Perry of the Seattle Mariners became the 15th pitcher in the major leagues to win 300 career victories. Perry, known for his spitball as well as a variety of other pitches, led the Mariners past the New York Yankees 7-3. 1986 - From the What an Ungrateful Thing to Do, Joan file: Comedienne, Joan Rivers, put her foot in her mouth by announcing to the world that she was leaving The Tonight Show as permanent guest host to begin her own late-night gabfest on the new FOX TV Network. Birthdays May 6 1758 - Maximilian Robespierre French revolutionary; executed [guillotine] July 28, 17941856 - Sigmund Freud psychiatrist, originated psychoanalysis; died Sep 23, 19391856 - Robert E. Peary explorer: discoverer of the North Pole, Greenland, and the Melville meteorite; died Jan 20, 19201895 - Rudolph Valentino (Rodolfo Pietro Filiberto Raffaello Guglielmi di Valentina) actor; died Aug 23, 1926; see Valentino Day [above]1903 - (Bernard) Toots Shor restaurateur, barkeep; died Jan 23, 19771907 - (Wilbur Charles) Weeb Ewbank Pro Football Hall of Famer: head coach: Baltimore Colts [2-time world champions: 1958-59], NY Jets [Super Bowl III]; coached 130 career wins; died Nov 17, 19981913 - Carmen Cavallaro pianist: Chopin's Polonaise; films: The Eddy Duchin Story, Hollywood Canteen, Out of this World, Diamond Horseshoe; died Oct 12, 19891915 - (George) Orson Welles actor: War of the Worlds, Citizen Kane, The Mercury Radio Theatre of the Air, The Long Hot Summer, A Man for All Seasons, MacBeth, Moby Dick, Casino Royale, Catch-22; died Oct 10, 19851920 - Ross Hunter (Martin Fuss) producer: Son of Ali Baba, Magnificent Obsession, My Man Godfrey, Tammy and the Bachelor, Pillow Talk, Midnight Lace, Flower Drum Song, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Airport; actor: Louisiana Hayride, Sweetheart of Sigma Chi, Reform School Girl; died Mar 10, 19961922 - Pat Harder football: Univ of Wisconsin all-American; NFL: Detroit Lions, Chicago Cardinals: shared individual game record: points after touchdowns [9: Cardinals vs. NY Giants Oct 17, 1948]1923 - Elizabeth Sellars actress: A Voyage Round My Father, The Chalk Garden, Three Cases of Murder, Never Let Go, Desiree1923 - Harry (Percival) Watson Hockey Hall of Famer: NHL: Detroit Red Wings, Toronto Maple Leafs, Chicago Blackhawks1926 - Marguerite Piazza (Luft) soprano: regular on TV's Your Show of Shows1931 - Willie (Howard) Mays Baseball Hall of Famer: 'The Say Hey Kid': NY Giants [World Series: 1951, 1954/all-star: 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957], SF Giants [World Series: 1962/all-star: 1958, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971], NY Mets [World Series: 1973/all-star: 1972, 1973]1940 - Bill (William Alfred) Hands baseball: pitcher: SF Giants, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins, Texas Rangers1945 - Bob Seger musician, singer: Night Moves, Travelin' Man, Ramblin' Gamblin' Man, Against the Wind, Fire Lake1946 - Grier Jones golf: Walt Disney World National Team Championship [1977 w/Gibby Gilbert]1947 - Ben Masters actor: Running Mates, Noble House, All that Jazz, Making Mr. Right, Dream Lover, Mandingo, Heartbeat1949 - Dennis Havig football: Univ. of Colorado; NFL: Atlanta Falcons1951 - Davey Johnstone musician: guitar, in trio backing Elton John: Rocket Man, Honky Cat, Crocodile Rock, Daniel, Bennie and the Jets, Island Girl, The Bitch is Back, Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me, Someone Saved My Life Tonight1952 - Fred McNeil football: Minnesota Vikings linebacker: Super Bowl IX, XI1961 - George (Timothy) Clooney actor: The Facts of Life, E/R, Return of the Killer Tomatoes!, Roseanne, Sunset Beat, Red Surf, Sisters, Baby Talk, Bodies of Evidence, ER, From Dusk Till Dawn, Batman & Robin, The Peacemaker, The Thin Red Line, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, The Perfect Storm; son of broadcast journalist Nick Clooney; nephew of singer Rosemary Clooney Chart Toppers May 6 1950My Foolish Heart - The Gordon Jenkins Orchestra (vocal: Eileen Wilson) Bewitched - The Bill Snyder Orchestra The Third Man Theme - Alton Karas Long Gone Lonesome Blues - Hank Williams1958Tequila - The Champs The Witch Doctor - David Seville Wear My Ring Around Your Neck - Elvis Presley Oh Lonesome Me - Don Gibson 1966Good Lovin' - The Young Rascals Monday Monday - The Mamas & The Papas Sloop John B - The Beach Boys I Want to Go with You - Eddy Arnold 1974The Loco-Motion - Grand Funk Dancing Machine - The Jackson 5 The Streak - Ray Stevens Things Aren't Funny Anymore - Merle Haggard 1982I Love Rock 'N Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Chariots of Fire - Titles - Vangelis Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney with Stevie Wonder Mountain Music - Alabama 1990Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O'Connor I Wanna Be Rich - Calloway How Can We Be Lovers - Michael Bolton Love on Arrival - Dan Seals Those were the days, my friend. 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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Forget gas prices. Forget food shortages. You can even forgetabout cholesterol. Because all of these minor problems havebeen eclipsed by the accomplishment of a visionary in South-gate, Michigan.
Steve Mallie, the owner of a Michigan sports bar, claims tohave set a new world record for the largest hamburger. The24-inch giant assembled and cooked at Mallie's Sports Grilland Bar weighed 134 pounds when cooked.
Mallie said he believes he has clearly topped the previousrecord set by Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pa.,which produced a 123-pounder last year.
"That is the way we pride ourselves: We have the world's bestand now we have the world's biggest," said Mike Matkin,Mallie's press agent.
The bar already offers 6-pound and 12-pound burgers, usuallybought by groups or families and cut into slices. Mallieplans to add his really big burger to the menu for a priceof $399 and 24-hours notice.
He said he hopes to get the burger into the Guinness Book ofWorld Records. Well, as long as you make your mark in historysomehow.------------------------------------------------------------+-------------- Bizarre 911 Emergency Calls--------------+
A thirty-year-old Maryland man called 911 and reported,"You gotta put out the fire, man. My marijuana plants areburning." When the fire-fighters team arrived they foundthe man sitting in his kitchen, in the dark, strumming hisguitar.
A man in La Vergne, Tennessee, called emergency 911 toreport that he and his wife had had a fight and he neededpolice to come to his house and stop her from pouring outall his beer.
Velma Ann Wantlin of Houma, Louisiana was issued a citationfor improper use of the 911 emergency line.Wantlin called911 to report her husband for preventing her from watchingthe season finale of Knots Landing.
[Dispatcher]911. What's your emergency? [Caller] I'm sca-red. [Dispatcher]What's the problem?[Caller]I justgot a Ouija board for my birthday and now there's writingon my wall and I can't get it off....This thing is goingback to Kmart first thing in the morning!
[Dispatcher]911.What's your emergency? [Caller]Couldyou send the police to my house? [Dispatcher]What's wrongthere? [Caller]I called and someone answered the phone,but I'm not there.***
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BALDWIN, Pa. - A Baldwin, Pa., man says his house caughtfire after it was struck by lightning for the second timein its history. The home, which was built by the man'sfather, was previously struck by lightning when he livedthere as a [CENSORED], WTAE-TV in Pittsburgh reported. Thehomeowner said a neighbor helped him escape the houseafter the most recent lightning strike Wednesday night.Firefighters put out the blaze.
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GIWE ABOSSA, Ethiopia - A man in Ethiopia with 11 wivessays he has changed his mind about polygamy and is urgingothers not to go the same route he did. Ayattu Nure, 56,said he married his 11 wives as a way of sharing his wealthbut the costs involved in raising his 77 [CENSORED]ren havedepleted his fortune, The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday."I want my [CENSORED]ren to be farmers but I have no land, Iwant them to go to school but I have no money," he said.Ayattu said his wives gave birth to 100 babies total but23 of the [CENSORED]ren died at young ages. He said the sizeof his family makes it difficult for him to spend as muchtime as he would like with each of his wives and [CENSORED]renand he often has trouble feeding them all. "People see meas a funny man but there is no fun in my condition. I ama desperate man struggling to survive," he told The DailyTelegraph. He said the government has refused to help him,despite his pleas for assistance in obtaining photographsof his [CENSORED]ren so they will be allowed to attend school.------------ Zebra found in college building -------------
OXFORD, Ga. - Campus police at Georgia's Emory Universityat Oxford said they were investigating the case of akidnapped zebra that turned up in a college building.Curtis Jackson, who owns Barcode the zebra, said he didnot realize the 800-pound mammal was missing untilWednesday morning when animal control officials returnedit to his 53-acre home, which is located about one milefrom the college, the Atlanta Journal-Constitutionreported Thursday. "He's back in his pen, and he seems alittle rowdy right now, but otherwise I think he's OK,"Jackson said. Campus police said Barcode was discoveredon the third floor of Seney Hall when public safetyworkers opened the building Wednesday morning. Animalcontrol officials said it did not take long to identifythe zebra. "How many people own zebras around here?" saidNewton County Animal Control Director Teri Key-Hooson. "Wefigured it was Mr. Jackson's because we made a call outthere for his zebra a couple of years ago." Dean StephenBowen said the unknown zebra-nappers took measures toensure the animal wasn't harmed. "They lined up a row ofchairs so the animal couldn't get close to the windows andinjure itself," he said.----------- Woman fights to keep her 150 cats ------------
DELAND, Fla. - A Volusia County, Fla., woman who has beenfined thousands of dollars for keeping 150 cats in herhome said she is taking her fight to court. Kristy Grant,who was initially fined $6,700 by the county for theunlicensed pets and fined an additional $150 per day sincethe county ordered to get rid of the cats in March, saidher cats are well cared for and she recently installed afence to keep her pets from wandering into the yards ofneighbors, WKMG-TV, Orlando, Fla., reported Thursday. "Itis frustrating, it is nerve-wracking," Grant said. "It hasbeen a long two years since I was first cited for havingmore than four pets on my property." Grant said her homeshould be considered a cat sanctuary. "I don't want toprevent anyone from doing what I do. If you want to helpan animal, you should," she said. The cat-lover said sheknows every one of her pets by name.
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Oldie...............----- Original Message -----From: TEXAS45Illegal drag racing has become a real problem in San Francisco
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yesterday, Governor Dean sent around our second national television ad.It's one of the most powerful television spots Americans will see this year. It's simple, and it's brutally honest. It rocked the McCain campaign, because they know they'll spend the every day through November dealing with the fallout.This is the ad the Republican National Committee is working around the clock to stop, even threatening legal action against television stations that air this spot. That's how worried about it they are. If you haven't seen it yet, watch it now, and send it to everyone you know:
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------deLyn......................Good read...............brewwwwwHawking: Alien life is likely
There's a good chance that primitive life has developed elsewhere, says Stephen Hawking.
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TEXAS45................FOX News update In response to a number of complaints that FOX News doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on the network, FOX has announced that they will now air ' America 's Most Wanted' TWICE a week.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Larry Schneider..............Evidence Found on Advanced New Mexican TechnologyAfter having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their New York ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers--in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: "California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year-old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."One week later, the The Quay County Sun (a local newspaper in Tucumcari, New Mexico) trumpeted the following discovery: "After digging as deep as 30 yards in a cow pasture near Quay, New Mexico, Larry the Cable Guy, a self-taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Eastern New Mexico University Greyhound fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years ago New Mexico had already gone wireless."------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto********"Sometimes I sit for hours weighing the fine distinctions among the words spunk, pluck, nerve, chutzpah, gall and moxie."George Carlin********"The French do not care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."George Bernard Shaw********"Any [CENSORED] who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so."Bob Phillips********"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they would never expect it."Jack Handy********Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother's home and found her standing in the middle of the living room, halfway dressed. That did not strike me as odd so much as the fact that she was holding her pants to the side of her head and speaking into them."Do not look at me that way," she yelled. "The phone started ringing and I could not figure out how to undo this stupid clip!"RD********A woman was alone in her home in West Jordan, Utah, when someone knocked on the door. She was working and ignored it. A moment later a downstairs window smashed and three burglars climbed through. Terrified, she grabbed a cordless phone, hid in an upstairs closet, and called police. "One of the burglars came into the room I was in," said the 21-year-old victim, who did not want to be identified. "Nothing was going through my mind except, 'Please don't look and find me'." That is when the burglar decided to look for valuables in the closet. He even brushed across her boots and legs, but did not look up; he would have seen her face. When police arrived, all three took refuge in the room, and one decided to hide in the same closet she was in. "He did not even realize I was standing there. He was smashing me up against the wall," she said. When police entered the room, she burst out of the closet, yelling, "He is in here! He is in here!" -- surprising the burglar even more than the officers. All three men were captured; they were armed with knives.Desert Morning News********NO, REALLY -- IT WILL BE FUNNY!A police officer from Sainte Genevieve, Missouri apparently was playing a prank on his brother-in-law. He pretended to be a burglar breaking into the man's house. The unidentified victim, a pastor, heard noises outside his home in Festus, Mo., and shouted for the intruder to identify himself. When he heard no reply -- but the burglar kept working at breaking in -- the frightened householder got a gun. "He shot through the door, which might have prevented the bullet from passing through his brother-in-law," an investigator said. The 23-year-old officer was seriously wounded by the abdominal shot, but is expected to recover.Bellville News Democrat Journal********Headline: Egypt Tries 52 Men Suspected of Being GayEgypt, in its latest crackdown on suspected homosexual activity, has charged 52 men with engaging in immoral acts or religious offenses. Let us see now, if I am not mistaken, they cut off the hands of a thief for stealing. Oh well, someone is going to be having a bad day over there.********"A state senator in Florida wants to outlaw the term 'illegal alien' because it's insensitive. They want to go with the more politically correct term, 'WalMart-ian.'"Jay Leno********So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... wait a minute..................------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oldie............Lipstick in the schools According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the Maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance Man.She explained that all these lip prints were causing a majorproblem for the maintenance man who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To Demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.... And then there are educators
Take Care Of You
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